My great uncle (who is also our landlord) is making my mom’s boyfriend pay rent to store stuff in OUR garage… even though we already pay rent to live here. Whatever I am so done with this motherfucker. You can’t just treat your tenants this way. I was planning on telling him off the next time I saw him but apparently Kevin (mom’s bf who is a firefighter and knows all the laws and building codes and shit) is planning on calling all of his bullshit violations in the second we don’t live here anymore. good. get the motherfucker.

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

whateverhumans:

rootbeef:

gangstamickey:

being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs

being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket

being hot

 

(Source: gizmoducky)

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: mensrightsactivist)

fauxmosexualtranstrender:

wretchedoftheearth:

I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay

weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew